povverbottoms:

Someone: ay Matthew we want to do a photoshoot of you

Matthew Gray Gubler: can it be outside?

Someone: Ye

Matthew Gray Gubler: can I wear a bright pink turtleneck?

Someone: Um sure I guess, we were really thinking more neutral tones-

Matthew Gray Gubler: do I have to brush my hair?

Someone: um no I guess not

Matthew Gray Gubler: can I have a cockatiel on my head?

Someone: can u just be fuckin normal for once or

(via bonelesslettuce)

cryingzitao:

I know having a bf/gf etc isnt important but when no one crushes on u u cant help but wonder “whats wrong with me ” “maybe im meaner than i thought” “how ugly AM i” “its because of my body its totally my body” i think its only natural as humans that we seek approval it kind of sucks

(via volcainist)

Take me back to when we were together

(via peaked-deactivated20181006)

bootyscientist:

i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn

(via radical-illusion)

magui-gui:

snorlaxatives:

this is the worst, most obnoxious shirt i’ve ever seen. i feel so annoyed after looking at this shirt

Where is the rest of the shirt? Where did their body go?

(via bang)